So Reader's Digest and a few others, banded together to fill us in on how the rich people shit their money away, and seemingly, waste their precious Vodka. Aside from being mildly amused, I found the whole thing to be quite disturbing.
1. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
(Well, I guess we now know what Brittany Spears uses to get her bathroom sparkley clean.)2. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
(Or how about buying a 20oz can of raid for $2 which will probably last you a life time.)3. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
(Let's be realistic here, if either you or your friend couldn't make it to a toilet in time and barfed all over your shirt; wouldn't there already be Vodka in the vomit stains?)4. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
(I'm honestly not sure which one is better; having stinky feet, or smelling like you drank a bottle of Vodka for breakfast.)5. And last, but certainly not least, for a quick and easy weed killer, mix 1 ounce (30 milliliters) vodka, a few drops liquid dish soap, and 2 cups water in a spray bottle. Spray it on the weed leaves until the mixture runs off. Apply it at midday on a sunny day to weeds growing in direct sunlight, because the alcohol breaks down the waxy cuticle covering on leaves, leaving them susceptible to dehydration in sunlight. It won't work in shade.
And the moral of this story is....
Why waste your money on expensive Alcohol, when you can be drinking Strychnine instead.:)
Happy drinking!
-Joey
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