Thursday, February 28, 2008

Davis - My favorite things... Aka best sexual positions

Not that you care, but I've decided, since we missed all of the year end round ups, I was planning ons starting a trend and announcing some of my favorite things. Give that I have exquisite taste and an eye for sarcasm, hope that you'll enjoy.

Favorite Women
1.) My Girlfriend, she is the smartest, most gorgeous, giving, precious thing you will ever lay eyes on. However, I'll stab you in the eyes if you were ever to lay yours upon her. I even keep her picture in my passport. Moving on.
2.) Tina Fey, she's seriously perfect, smart, nerdy, hot, the funniest person on the planet, I luh her.
3.) Natalie Portman, she's a Harvard graduate, she's cute, funny, dorky and still pretty fucking incredible. If I were dorky, I'd mention that she was in Star Wars, but I'd rather point out that she did V for Vendetta and Garden State in/around the same year.

Favorite Bars in New York
1.) The Cutting Room, don't go here alone, but if you've got a date, bring them here. If you can get a table, get a table, if you can get a seat at the bar, then by god, get a seat at the bar. Be nice and they're nice, I've loved this place endlessly for the last 8 years.
2.) Ninja, not a bar, but a restaurant, go the, "Ninja way," by all means, please, if given the opportunity. Even if you're not a fan, try the jack and coke, see what happens...
3.) Club Pegu, They'll find a place for you, prepare yourself for one of the best made whatevers you decide to order.

Favorite Beer to Drink when at home
1.) Blue Moon, it was Duke's that did it to me, putting that slice of orange in my drink (what kind of a goddess does that?). Every Tuesday, they're beautiful and I love them.
2.) Delerium Tremens, given the fact that I often experience just what the brand name offers upon drinking the beverage, it's true to name branding. Good luck finding it, if you do, you must try both the original and the dark.
3.) Miller Chill, yes, I know, a light beer, but it is still only available in very limited quantity in New York City. I can buy it in a 12 pack if I'm in Florida or Wyoming, but not in New York for some reason, why is that?

Favorite Television Shows
1.) Dirty, Sexy, Money, ok Writer's Strike is over, come back now!
2.) Gossip Girl, I wouldn't feel comfortable listing this, except that RK and I have had a conversation and he loves this show too. It's well written, realistic (in that HS kids are doing drugs and doing each other) and the women are absolutely gorgeous!
3.) Rob & Big, my friend SKATE BOARD P says that this would be him if we were ever able to make money over absolutely nothing, it's impossible to watch this show and not smile though. Seriously.

Favorite Songs from 2007
1.) Stronger - Kanye West, his opening of the Grammies confirmed it. Yes, it went mainstream and I don't feel completely comfortable with everyone knowing that I deem this the best song of '07, but I'm amongst friends.
2.) Parting of the Sensory - Modest Mouse, I think it's only moments before this song is used as the background to a trailer or during a chase scene in Ireland... "Some day you will die some day and someone's going to steal your carbon." Well said.
3.) Boy With a Coin - Iron & Wine, the song's cooked crack and I'm hooked. Giving it up for my favorite singer who's also a filmmaker. You've heard him on the Garden State Soundtrack, in case you're saying, "Who?".

Favorite Films from 2007
1.) There Will Be Blood - The film was robbed at the Oscars, by a yet again, give them the award because they deserved it in the past (Coen Bros.).
2.) Cloverfield - Marketing efforts paid off, I like the film, I liked all of the hidden stuff in the film. I loved the viral ads for the film.
3.) Once - I didn't list "Falling" as one of my songs, so I have to give it up for Glen here. The film's not a musical, but it definitely comes close. You probably haven't seen it, so go rent it. Women and men will both appreciate it.

Favorite Yoga Positions
1.) Westward Pose (Paschimottasana)
2.) Downward Facing Pigeon Pose (Adho Muka Kapotasana Kapotasana)
3.) Side Staff Pose (Parsva Dandasana) 'nuff said (no homo)

Favorite Cures for a Hangover
1.) Sex
2.) Weekend
Brunch at Dos Caminos (SoHo), mmm, I wish I had a hangover, r-i-g-h-t now...
3.) More alcohol, I think this list might be upside down, why is it when you have one you don't need the other?


Favorite Cocktails
1.) Smoked Coke Bourbon - at Tailer
2.) Island Drink - at Dylan's Prime
3.) Sidecar - at Flatiron Lounge


Favorite Comedy from 2007 (best movie to watch and laugh at while drunk)

1.) Superbad, made me want to be back in High School. I didn't even like High School.

2.) Knocked Up, "Last night, I googled 'murder'."
3.) Goodluck Chuck, there's a nudy feature on the DVD. What more do you need when you're drunk?

That's all I got for now, I want to thank everyone for their support and for reading the words. We appreciate it =)

- Davis

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