Davis - 2/4/08

Let me begin my very first blog entry by getting a couple of things out of the way.

First of all, I'm nearly 25, I'd like to say attractive, I let my facial hair grow until I get way too much attention from black women on the train and then I shave. When I shave I attract the high school girls, after about three days, I start to attract the good looking women.

I love Gossip Girl, if it's not the best show on television, it's def top 5. If you're disagreeing, then you haven't seen it.

I seriously do my best to avoid going out or any type of obligation what-so-ever, for my evening. I work a ridiculously excruciating job, where I'm constantly sexually harassed by my boss and gay co-workers. On top of having to deal with people who may or may not be legally retarded on a moment by moment basis. My nights should, can and will remain as organic as possible.

That being said, I drink, a bad night I have 6-8 drinks, a good night I have 11-13. I hardly ever have a hang-over and haven't been sick since I've been of legal drinking age. Some call this a problem, some call it a gift.

Who are you to judge me?

I've never done drugs, outside of a couple in High School, but I never had a "problem".

Two co-workers and I went at least four months straight getting waisted during lunch, this is not something I'm proud of, nor do I feel ashamed. These are just the facts.

I miss those four months, but due to those four months, I've gained an executive position at my company. A place where I no longer feel comfortable continuing the trend, for fear that I may be found out.

Today I took lunch for an hour and a half.

Those around me get annoyed that I often pick places that they feel they would need to "dress up" to be at.

I judge, I've been a New Yorker for a record 8 years. I'm from the smallest state in the Union and in those 8 years, I've seen a lot of things. In the words of the immortal Biggie Smalls, "I've done shot at the best of them, hung with the rest of them..."

I've seen the most annoying part (pretentiousness wise) of New York go from the East Village to Williamsburg. You want to live in Williamsburg? Good, punch yourself in the nuts.

The "Socialites" of New York, as far as I've seen they're decent people, the dickheads, they're all from Wall Street or they're Lawyers. If you want a real woman, date a trader or a lawyer, they put up with so much bullshit just dealing with their male counterparts, you'll never have to worry. Wall Street guys and Lawyers are about as close to Los Angeles as New York gets.

*The above sentence was typed with every bit of laced venom that you may or may not have read it as.

Watching the New York Giants beat the New England Patriots was probably in the top 10 greatest moments of my life.

- Davis

PS- I love you.