Sunday, February 24, 2008

BF NYC - Advice to Women; How to Make a Sex Tape (and make sure it stays private)

Subj: PSA- How to make a sex tape (advice to women...) from yours truely

Okay, so I know that you, my lovely lady would never consider such a thing... Ever... At all! However, should you find yourself with such a perfect gentleman and should said gentle man make the suggest digitally recording what 100% of the time happens prior to your post-coital bliss.

Here are a few simple rules to follow then little angels:

Proceed how you normally would when making love to your significant other, let these little ditty's fly, loudly:

- God, you're so... smaaaallll!
- It smells weird.
- Are you going to cry this time?

Guarantee, you that tape stays with him and him only.

LYLAS,
BF NY

PS- read the blogs dolls, maybe even some comments :*

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